HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Mellow

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Mellow, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	16,471
2025 number	5
Peak year	2021
Peak rank	10,066
Years present	8 of 146
Dog licences, New York	94
Pet licences, Seattle	3

Statement of record

Mellow was given to 5 girls in 2025, ranking 16,471st for the year. It peaked in 2021, when it ranked 10,066th and went to 10 babies. It has appeared in 8 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print. It has fallen 1,938 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Mellow

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics. Ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.