HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Mushka

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Mushka, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	5,508
2025 number	23
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	5,251
Years present	36 of 146
Dog licences, New York	5
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Mushka was given to 23 girls in 2025, ranking 5,508th for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 5,251st and went to 25 babies. It has appeared in 36 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Mushka

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

50%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two sibilants, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.