HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Nils

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Nils, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	4,993
2025 number	20
Peak year	1888
Peak rank	889
Years present	116 of 146
Dog licences, New York	8
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Nils was given to 20 boys in 2025, ranking 4,993rd for the year. It peaked in 1888, when it ranked 889th and went to 7 babies. It has appeared in 116 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Nils

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.