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River

A human name, held in the Social Security file. The Administration has no editorial entry for it and no vibe on record.

Charting: River

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: River
188019201960200020241,0022,004peak 2021 · #110
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.
Table 1. River, as recorded
SexMale
2024 rank112
2024 number3,138
Peak year2021
Peak rank110
Years present45 of 145
Dog licences, New York314
Pet licences, Seattle33

Statement of record

River was given to 3,138 boys in 2024, ranking 112th for the year. It peaked in 2021, when it ranked 110th and went to 3,503 babies. It has appeared in 45 of the 145 years on record.

Villain probability

36%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its creators. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.