HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Ronaldo

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Ronaldo, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	1,988
2025 number	77
Peak year	1998
Peak rank	552
Years present	100 of 146
Dog licences, New York	9
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Ronaldo was given to 77 boys in 2025, ranking 1,988th for the year. It peaked in 1998, when it ranked 552nd and went to 359 babies. It has appeared in 100 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Ronaldo

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

36%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.