HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Sharlene

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Sharlene, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	10,788
2025 number	9
Peak year	1956
Peak rank	481
Years present	106 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Sharlene was given to 9 girls in 2025, ranking 10,788th for the year. It peaked in 1956, when it ranked 481st and went to 380 babies. It has appeared in 106 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 3,904 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Sharlene

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

60%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.