HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Teddie

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Teddie, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	3,826
2025 number	39
Peak year	1903
Peak rank	903
Years present	111 of 146
Dog licences, New York	66
Pet licences, Seattle	2

Statement of record

Teddie was given to 39 girls in 2025, ranking 3,826th for the year. It peaked in 1903, when it ranked 903rd and went to 8 babies. It has appeared in 111 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 4,539 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Teddie

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

36%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.