HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Thais

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Thais, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	5,087
2025 number	26
Peak year	2001
Peak rank	2,033
Years present	117 of 146
Dog licences, New York	1
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Thais was given to 26 girls in 2025, ranking 5,087th for the year. It peaked in 2001, when it ranked 2,033rd and went to 84 babies. It has appeared in 117 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 747 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Thais

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.