HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY
Tolkien
A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| 2025 rank | 13,706 |
| 2025 number | 5 |
| Peak year | 2024 |
| Peak rank | 9,776 |
| Years present | 4 of 146 |
| Dog licences, New York | 3 |
| Pet licences, Seattle | 1 |
Statement of record
Tolkien was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 13,706th for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 9,776th and went to 8 babies. It has appeared in 4 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print. It has fallen 1,820 places since 2020.
Villain probability
50%
Basis: phonetics. Ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.
As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.