HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Webster

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Webster, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	7,165
2025 number	12
Peak year	1890
Peak rank	388
Years present	145 of 146
Dog licences, New York	59
Pet licences, Seattle	2

Statement of record

Webster was given to 12 boys in 2025, ranking 7,165th for the year. It peaked in 1890, when it ranked 388th and went to 22 babies. It has appeared in 145 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Webster

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

38%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one bilabial stop, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.