HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Wendel

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Wendel, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	13,792
2025 number	5
Peak year	1940
Peak rank	965
Years present	107 of 146
Dog licences, New York	1
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Wendel was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 13,792nd for the year. It peaked in 1940, when it ranked 965th and went to 45 babies. It has appeared in 107 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Wendel

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.