HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Whitaker

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Whitaker, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	2,181
2025 number	66
Peak year	2025
Peak rank	2,181
Years present	32 of 146
Dog licences, New York	1
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Whitaker was given to 66 boys in 2025, ranking 2,181st for the year. It peaked in 2025, when it ranked 2,181st and went to 66 babies. It has appeared in 32 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 434 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Whitaker

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics. Ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.