HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Woodrow

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Woodrow, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	1,653
2025 number	102
Peak year	1913
Peak rank	44
Years present	122 of 146
Dog licences, New York	24
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Woodrow was given to 102 boys in 2025, ranking 1,653rd for the year. It peaked in 1913, when it ranked 44th and went to 2,333 babies. It has appeared in 122 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Woodrow

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

36%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.