HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Yared

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Yared, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,749
2025 number	30
Peak year	2023
Peak rank	2,845
Years present	34 of 146
Dog licences, New York	2
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Yared was given to 30 boys in 2025, ranking 3,749th for the year. It peaked in 2023, when it ranked 2,845th and went to 45 babies. It has appeared in 34 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 614 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Yared

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.