HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Yohannes

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Yohannes, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	4,851
2025 number	21
Peak year	2022
Peak rank	4,294
Years present	32 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Yohannes was given to 21 boys in 2025, ranking 4,851st for the year. It peaked in 2022, when it ranked 4,294th and went to 25 babies. It has appeared in 32 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 591 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Yohannes

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

60%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.