HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Yousef

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Yousef, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	745
2025 number	349
Peak year	2025
Peak rank	745
Years present	52 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Yousef was given to 349 boys in 2025, ranking 745th for the year. It peaked in 2025, when it ranked 745th and went to 349 babies. It has appeared in 52 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Yousef

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

60%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.