HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Zacchaeus

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Zacchaeus, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	2,389
2025 number	58
Peak year	2023
Peak rank	2,128
Years present	51 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Zacchaeus was given to 58 boys in 2025, ranking 2,389th for the year. It peaked in 2023, when it ranked 2,128th and went to 69 babies. It has appeared in 51 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Zacchaeus

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

86%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, three sibilants, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.