HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Zakary

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Zakary, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	5,389
2025 number	18
Peak year	2002
Peak rank	686
Years present	56 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Zakary was given to 18 boys in 2025, ranking 5,389th for the year. It peaked in 2002, when it ranked 686th and went to 266 babies. It has appeared in 56 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 2,116 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Zakary

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.