HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Zakoda

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Zakoda, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	13,890
2025 number	5
Peak year	2025
Peak rank	13,890
Years present	2 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Zakoda was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 13,890th for the year. It peaked in 2025, when it ranked 13,890th and went to 5 babies. It has appeared in 2 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Zakoda

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

52%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two voiced obstruents, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.