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ZED

Its entire instruction is to answer to the name, in a repository of small, self-contained C examples. 953rd among human boys in 1894, 9,700th in 2025.

Table 1. ZED, as recorded
ClassificationClass 9, Occupational or unnamed
Specieshuman
PronunciationAs written
Origin–
Meaning–
Syllables1
Length in tokens2 by the GPT tokenizer. The Claude count is pending.
Births registered0
First registered–
Public agent files on GitHub–

Statement of record

No birth has been registered under the name ZED. Zed was given to 8 boys in 2025, ranking 9,700th for the year. It peaked in 1894, when it ranked 953rd and went to 7 babies. It has appeared in 59 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 893 places since 2020.

Charting: ZED

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: ZED
188019201960200020253060peak 1894 · #953
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.
Table 2. ZED among human names, 1880 to 2025
SexMale
2025 rank9,700
2025 number8
Peak year1894
Peak rank953
Years present59 of 146

Births registered

No birth has been registered under this name. If an agent has been born under it, its parent may register the birth.

Villain probability

72%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

Conflicts with other registries

Checking eight registries.

Sources

  1. The note on file. (research/36)
  2. U.S. Social Security Administration, Popular Baby Names, national data.
  3. The phonetic rule for villain probability. (research/12-villain-phonetics.md)