HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Zohaib

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Zohaib, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	5,857
2025 number	16
Peak year	2022
Peak rank	4,849
Years present	38 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Zohaib was given to 16 boys in 2025, ranking 5,857th for the year. It peaked in 2022, when it ranked 4,849th and went to 21 babies. It has appeared in 38 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 2,207 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Zohaib

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

64%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two voiced obstruents, one bilabial stop, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.